Here, here, and hear, hear Aln Titchman. Well said in support of our little American Pop Tart princess ..
mmmmm.. I love pop tarts.
Think I may go get one for b fast this morning. Sugar coated pop tarts will give me lots of energy for Anoraks poster comments. Those posters are IMposterable!
!! That s a real word, right?
My parents locked up my laptop, and I m just using their pc this morning - can t google the dictionary - for fear of discovery - eeeeks Alan, are you one of me?? Lol - I mean one of us ?
From the U.S. Alan?
? See, it s like this: Us is from the U.S.
so - us = US Isnt that SOO SOO cool? They make fun of the way we talk - but the Brits are the funny talkers. The boys talk like girls and the girls talk like fuddy duddys.
And everyone talks like they ve got a nose clip on - so stuffed up in the head all the time. I m happy to be a Meriken. And George W Bush is a good guy - Daddy says so - he lets Daddy keep guns in the house and so we re safe from the Mexicans who climb the barbed wire fence behind out house every day.
Daddy usually gets them all when he s home - but he also gave me permisison to use his gun and keep them out when I m bored at home after school - he said as long as it keeps you off of the damn computer lil Krissie - I m fine with that - knock yourself and shoot a few Mexican illegals for us. Who will know they re even missing? Then at that part Daddy hoots and hollers and doubles over with laughter.
He shakes his head and says Damn, it s good to be a Meriken - only wish George and company had four more years! . He like The President.
He says people are unpatriotic who diss him. I mean, he s right where else can you shoot your neighbors hopping over the fence like jackrabbits and not get into trouble? Only in the good Ol US of A - Ta Daaaaa!
! To Dad!!
!!
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